Am I So Wrong?

We’re no angels, but precious few of us are willing to admit it. Answer the following questions and see how deep your naughty streak runs:

1. You are having a wonderful time on a first date when your new friend lets you know that they have a child. What are you most likely to do?

a)   Finish the date and politely let them know that you are not looking for that type of commitment.
b)   Go forward from there, the kid is no deal breaker.
c)   Awkwardly ask trivial questions about the child all the while thinking – “How could you tell me this on a first date?”
d)   Try to take advantage – single parents need love after all.

2. Which of the following is the most important physical attribute to you in a mate?

a)   The face
b)   The rear
c)   The chest/ the crotch
d)   Whatever, changes from person to person

3. Mark off which of the following would amount to an immediate deal-breaker in any potential relationship. Mark off all that apply.

a)   Any one making less than $60,000 per year
b)   Any one with kid(s)
c)   Any one of a certain race
d)   Any one of a certain religion
e)   Any one without a college education
f)    Any one who has been divorced

4. Which of the following is closest to your favorite part of a relationship:

a)   Frequent and fulfilling sex
b)   Receiving the attention you deserve
c)   Love
d)   The security of knowing you’re good enough for someone

5. Which of the following is closest to the single most important thing to keep in mind while out on a successful date?

a)   Try to relate to this other person
b)   Try to have sex with this other person
c)   Try to impress this other person
d)   Try to forget about your ex

ANSWERS

Here’s how to score your answers.

If you answered c) or d) for the first question, add 2 points to your score. If you answered a) or b) take no points.

If you answered d) to the second question, add no points. +1 for an a) answer, +2 for a b) or c) answer.

Give yourself one point for each and every affirmative you answered to question 3.

For question 4, +2 for a) and b) don’t add anything for letter c) and give yourself a point for letter d)

Finally for number 5, give yourself +2 for letters b) and c) no points for letter a) and all of 1 point for d)

Now add your points up, here’s a reasonable facsimile of your moral latitude:

0 – You are either a saint or a liar, whatever, no fun.

1-3 – You are a relatively normal person, prone to some naughtiness but certainly nothing too extreme.

4-6 – You are still relatively trustworthy, you’re just likely to make trusting you awfully interesting.

7-9 – You are likely to be scheming something unseemly right now.

10+ – You = lost cause.

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